Hey Eminem, Shut up and tell me where is your Son!!

I am not afraid

Real Experience!
Here goes a story about one of my friends, Salahuddin a.k.a Shady.

A few months ago, one of Shady's friends barges into Shady’s room. Room was totally messed up and books were scattered all around in his room. He finds no body but only books and few futile things. The woofer is bursting as Eminem bombarding beat less and unstable lines with an explosive rhymes. He could see Shady’s shoes out there in front of Shady's room and it assures him that his buddy is certainly inside the room, since Shady has had only one pair of shoes. After having a quick look in room, he sneaks towards the washroom as the door is already opened and finds no one in it too.
Apparently, he rushes towards the system making his way via heap of books so that he could stop the music on Shady’s system. Whilst doing this, he hears a big familiar sound. Unconsciously, he assumes that sound to be a part of the track running in the system present in the room. He reaches the system and switches it off. What is he watching now, the books have started to arise from their places and it seems like something is likely to come out from that heap of books. The guy gets afraid and flees out of his room as he predicts something is likely to come out of that heap. He reaches to the door and anticipates for the thing, which he has already predicted to come out. The books like; SAT, GRE, GMAT, Bible, novels like Da Vinci Code, The Lord Of The Ring and many other books and dictionaries, proverb books which individually weight more than Shady’s weight and worth in dollars and are hard to count, were present in his room. One more thing, he gets such books from his overseas friends, that’s why they worth a considerable price.
Consequently, the guy standing at the door sees something is coming out of that heap and for a while he gets amazed and then starts to laugh. That is probably shady is coming out of that heap. He deadly slept for 4 hours having wrapped with books. Finally, after an hour of adventure he finds Shady. 

Moral: Salahuddin Shady sleeps a lot. :P